Earth's Biggest Fan

"Earth's Biggest Fan: A Frank Burly Short Story" is a short story set in the Frank Burly universe.

Plot
Frank Burly visits the home planet of alien Earth fanatic who collects Earth memorabilia, like pants, posters, and and television sets. After spending time with the Frank Burly, though, the alien realizes that Earth isn't really that great, based on his beliefs of Earth culture taken from the detective. It forcibly throws Burly out the front door and Burly walks away, sad and dejected.